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25 Phrases Of Wisdom  
1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a
    garage makes you a mechanic.
 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 
 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
 8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
     change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before
     you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when 
      you make it again.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
25. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be
Something to think about
Only in  America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in  America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in  America ......do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in  America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in  America .........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight..
Only in  America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
 Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkensour skin?
 Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
 Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
 Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
 Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
 Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
 with real lemons?
 Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
 Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
 Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
 Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
 Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
 You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't
 they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
 Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
 Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
 I like this one!!!
 If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
  f flying is so safe,why do they call the airport the terminal?
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